she makes everything better. except for the things she makes weirder.

at the risk of the internet telling me to shut my pie-hole, i love my wife. she’s adorable.

she’s also really excitable and loves things that are cute.

i, on the other hand, do not typically get behind such things.

which is what makes this relationship all so damn perplexing for me. for example, Nanook really likes to send me cards. they are generally super adorable, unsurprisingly.

and super weird.

but sometimes the best parts about the cards are the envelopes themselves. i recently told Nanook that my roommate B Team was pretty sure we had mice again. now, i fancy myself somewhat of an exterminating aficionado and have dedicated a not insignificant amount of time researching best practices for killing things. in other words, i take it seriously. so what does Nanook do? she sends me a card inside an envelope depicting mice at play with questionable accuracy.

the cross i bare is alarmingly heavy.

kidding!! happy 126 day anniversary to us! we are already 54-days better than kim kardashian!